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@H@7Side splitters
@A@2Persil
@FHdiamond24
@FAbeton13
@FMprime08
{2@1
{1Read these@7 howlers@1 with your mates.
1Do you get the joke?
{1@3
3Whats the difference between Terry Wogan and the Queen?
{3@6One has hands and the other has `ands`!
{6@3
3Knock knock
{3@6Whoose there?
{6@3Bobby
{3@6Bobby who?
{6@3Bobby in a minute love!
{3@3
3Why did the chicken cross the road?
{3@6He was using his highway loaf!
{6@3
3How many Nobby Styles does it take to change a light bulb?
{3@63, one to hold it, one to bend over and the other to laugh!
{6@3
3When is a line not a line?
{3@6When its `outter Step`!
{6@3
3President Clinton was visiting John Major. Major said, "Bill would you like
3a fried-egg sandwich", Clinton said "No but I'm the President of the United
3States and I'd like a White House"
{3@3
3What do you call a china man with incontaninace?
{3@6Ning Poe Foo Cha!
{6@3
3Who is the odd one out: Bjork, Michael Jackson, Kult?
{3@6Kult, because the others sing 4 bars and he only has 2!
{6@3
3How can you have hours of fun on the Amiga?
{3@6Twist your joysytick to the left and pull!
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{6@3Knock, knock
{3@6Whoose there?
{6@3Wilbur amnd Casper
{3@6Wilbur and Casper who?
{6@3Wilbur and Casper've got a roll!
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